What are you doing? You never give anybody your real name.
That way, when you make your little data entry mistake, they can't track the real you down.
You didn't see me at the Enron trial, did you?
And that light in your eyes? Dim it down, way down. Show me.
That's actually really good. How'd you do that?
I thought about our future. Great!
Eli's in a meeting, but you gotta watch this sexual harassment video.
Watching a video seems like a waste of time when we could be doing something more productive.
A waste of time? Let me just give you a "for instance."
There's this Dominican guy, he's installing a new water jug in the office,
and he looks at one of the female employees and says, "Speaking of jugs,"
and then he reaches up and cups the employee's breastesses
then starts twisting on the nips and what have you.
Now, how do you handle a situation like that?
That's actually how my longest relationship started.